Plastered: The Ultimate Olympic Trials Drinking Game
Guys, this is Marta Karolyi's last Olympic Trials. It's time to lock the doors, put on your old competition leotard, and find out whether the team really is Simone, Gabby, Aly, Laurie, and Madison. If you want to celebrate this anticlimactic event, get your fellow gym nerds together and play a little drinking game. If you have some "Count Karolyi" on hand (see above), great. If not, use whatever you have in the house. Remember that it's not about perfect. Your goal is to show that your liver and tear ducts are 90% ready for Rio. Let's get plastered! Every time you see Marta Karolyi, take five sips. If Marta speaks on camera, take ten sips. Whenever you see Laurent Landi on screen, you must repeat whatever the commentators are saying at that moment. But you must do so in a sultry, "phone sex operator" voice. Side note: The gymternet needs more Laurent Landi gifs. If you see Kittia Carpenter, yell, "Arms!" First person to yell "Arms...



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